Well, Toronto seems to be getting about 75% power now, all thanks to Mel Lastman and his frizzy hair. He's just been running around, rubbing his head on electrical towers to get the city back up and running.

That's why we haven't really heard much from him. He's too busy saving the city, one head-rub at a time.

I'm just surprised he hasn't asked everyone to put on wool socks and shuffle their feet across their carpets and then touch some metal in the hopes of generating enough power to offset the downed nuclear reactors.