Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Just like The Last Starfighter...

Ok, I'm starting to get worried here.

I lent James Morrowind on Sunday morning and I haven't seen him online since. So that means that he is either locked in his apartment, furiously scouring the island of Vvardenfell looking for mushrooms and critters to kill, or he has been kidnapped by aliens who view his obsessive gaming as the sign of their saviour and have taken him to their planet to slay the evil despot...

Or he just is really busy at work and hasn't logged on in a couple days.

But I prefer to imagine that he's hunched over his keyboard, straggly beard down to his waist, eyes glazed over and ignoring the furious pounding on his door as the neighbours try to determine by the smell if he's still alive or dead and decomposing...

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