Oh my...

I'm watching a movie called... get this... Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter...

Oh man... It's a low-budget chop-socky, vampire-killing musical with a tattooed and pierced, skateboarding Jesus going around and saving the world from vampires with the power of song, dance and his fists of fury.

Very... wierd.

Though I do have to admit it does have some interesting things insofar as the vampire hunting goes. Like blessing a lake to turn it all into holy water. That's kind of neat.

Otherwise, I'm just watching to see exactly HOW bad this is.

"The power of Christ IMPALES you!"

Sigh...

The saddest thing is that it's Canadian... or else it's so low budget that the only prop money the producers could get was Canadian...

The athiests are funny though. They look like Agent Smith. Jesus beats them up, matrix style (well, as much matrix as $100 Canadian will buy you.)

Ok. Now Jesus is a pimp... or at least walking down the street to pimp music doing the pimp walk... *shakes head*