Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Further proof that Manitoba is the centre of the universe...

A rare first edition King James Bible was found in the University of Manitoba collection recently.

This goes to show that everything will end up in Manitoba at some point. Eventually enough stuff will accumulate and the mass build-up will trigger an implosion resulting in a massive black hole that will rip asunder the fabric of space-time and bring all of reality crashing down amongst us as horrors we cannot comprehend run rampant over the cosmos.

Or it just means that they got really lucky and found a very rare bible in the stacks.

I'm leaning more towards the latter, though the former theory would result in fewer blackflies.

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