Why didn't anyone tell me about these before?

I really hope this is just a spoof website. I REALLY hope it is... If so, it's hilarious. If not, call the authorities.

BABYCAGE!

I like the tagline of "Infant Confinement Specialists Since 2001".

If they are real, I need to order one of the Teenager Cages so I'll be ready in 11-12 years.

[Editor's Note:Just so everyone knows, YES, it's a spoof website. NO, I don't condone actually stuffing your kids into cages. I just found the site amusing because of the way it was laid out as though this WAS an acceptable thing to do.

Internet, meet Satire. Satire, Internet.

And if you thought that was bad, there is worse parenting advice to be found (AGAIN, IT'S A SATIRE SITE!!!)

When I do hear about cases where children have been locked in basements, handcuffed to pipes in the attic, etc. it boggles my mind to even begin to get into the headspace of someone who would do such a thing. I think of something like that happening to Garrett and it makes me feel sick.

The site still made me chuckle. Hilarious? Maybe not. Amusing? Yes. And unlike my coffee, I like my humour black. Hopefully most of you know that by now.]