I've received a few questions regarding how to sell your soul to the Survey People of Jupiter.

Here's how to get started. Go to the Ipsos-Reid site and sign up for surveys.

I can only let you in on the most basic of secrets at the beginning.

Prove your worth and I may share the diciplines necessary to attain coupons!

(Sorry, I've been playing too much Deus Ex lately. Illuminatti make you go crazy...)