I saw a story on my friends blog about Eminem reworking old songs like Moon River and Puff The Magic Dragon in his own style. I had a few ideas about how the new versions would be.

"Yo yo. Moon River. It's a hell of a place.
It's wider than the sky and all up in your face!"

Or

"Puff Puff, the magic dragon is a nasty mofo.
He killed little Johnny Paper and he's coming for you!
He lives in a trailer way down by the sea
In a freaky little land that they call the Honnalee."