I love Canadian news. I am on the little newsletter list that has highlights from the evening's National every night and often Peter Mansbridge tosses in a few little quips.

"And for those who were wondering, and there have been some calls and e-mails with I must say some very funny suggestions, it wasn't your television set last night. I do have a bit of a bloodspot in one eye.
Nothing serious but it may take a few days to disappear. Don't you love television? Maybe I should wear an eyepatch -- the beard thing worked so well."

Hee hee.