Friday, August 01, 2008

Mmm... Lard Dogs...

Here's a list of 5 hot dogs that will kill you. Seriously.

They're all rather unappealing, but this one is especially disgusting... and it's only #4 on the list.

4. Paula Deen's Lard Dog

Serious Eats first uncovered Paula Deen's insidious plot to kill us all in 2007 with a deliciously deadly mix of butter, liquid cheese, deep-fried meat, and southern charm. However, they missed a 2005 meal that makes all the others look like health food. The Grim Reaper looms largely over Paula Deen's Lard Dog. Why bother with relish and mustard when you could top your hot dog with bacon, Velveeta, and lard? She may have mixed the lard with a few other ingredients in order to mask the flavor of death, but it really doesn't matter when you're six feet under. Read more about this hot dog here.

The list was courtesy of the always awesome Bill Harris over at Dubious Quality and his Friday Links list.

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