Bland As The Driven Snow

I was poking around today and came across a pretty funny site.

Stuff White People Like.

Sadly, it's very, very true.

One of my favourites is the Standing Still At Concerts entry.

"...When white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you."

That goes double true for Canadian concerts!