Rise up, my brothers and sisters!

If you stand for truth, if you stand for justice, if you stand for all that is right, rise up!

There has been a travesty in this land of ours. A travesty that must not go unpunished!

What is this travesty, you ask? It is horrible, unspeakable and unfathomable. It is the thing we have dreaded for many a long week.

Yes indeed.

The local IGA has changed the sour ju-jubes from the god-like juicy ones that are beloved by all to the cheapo Bulk Barn style ones that are merely OK.

This saddens me to no end. Suffice it to say, I let the clerk at the checkout know my disappointment. Now I must scour the area looking for ju-jubes deserving of the sour moniker.