You know you're from Ontario when:

1. "Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

5. You use a down comforter in the summer.

6. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, ...without flinching

7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled.

10. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.