Remember all the interesting tid-bits about Chuck Norris? Well, he doesn't hold a candle to 24's Jack Bauer.
For example, I bet you didn't know that:
Ken Jennings won every game of Jeopardy because he put "Jack Bauer" as the answer to Final Jeopardy, and Jack Bauer is never wrong,
Jack Bauer's cell phone never runs out of battery because the cell phone doesnt want to be mistaken for helping the terrorist and
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Yeah, I need to get out more.
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