Wednesday, April 09, 2003

This just in... yet another game widow goes insane.

"The Mainichi Daily News reports that a woman in Nagoya, Japan faked being the victim of knife attack to get the attention of her game-playing boyfriend. The woman admitted to local police that her report of being attacked by a 'knife-wielding cyclist' was filed in hopes of drawing the attention of her boyfriend who apparently spends quite a bit of time playing computer games. Police weren't understanding about the matter and plan to pursue formal charges against the woman for filing a false report."

Watch out for those knife-wielding cyclists.

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