Today Kara's teacher took a little time out of her day to ask us to have a word with Kara about licking things. Supposedly the new game in Kindergarten is to lick... people? Playgrounds? I'm not sure exactly what, because the kids sure aren't telling us how this game is played, but we made it pretty clear that there shall be NO licking while at school (or anywhere else for that matter!).
Then the kids came up with the Germotologist, who is someone neither of them want to have come to visit. So now we just have to remind them that if they don't wash they're hands, they're going to have a visit from the germotologist!