Sunday, March 08, 2009

A Fundamentally Deep Post

This is a very spiffy illustration of scale and how things look when you get down the nanomolecular level. Yes, I just made up the term nanomolecular. Nobel, send the check here.

Seriously though, it's a pretty cool way to visualize how things on a very small scale look when magnified. I've dug down most of the way to the bottom of the car headlight and it's fascinating.

Make sure you click on the british flag though.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Monsters and Their Rescuers

Garrett said that he's really looking forward to the episode of Wonderpets where they go to a haunted house to rescue a zombie. Once they do that, they'll take him back to his daddy, who happens to be a vampire.

I shudder to think about what the condition of the celery would be...

Day of Dreams

I have the day off tomorrow (today?) since I'll be doing the overnight shift on Thursday. Since the kids would be at home all day, I got to thinking about what we could do as the Early Years Center isn't open on Thursdays and I'll be damned if I'm going to stay home all day while the kids go crazy.

So, while I was at work tonight, I came up with a brilliant plan which would see us out of the house for a large chunk of the day, seeing wonderous sights and experiencing life in ways unbeknownst to mere mortals.

Then I walked in the door and remembered that Garrett has school on Thursdays, which effectively ended my rapturous reverie and dashed my plans upon the rocks of Disappointment Bay.

I guess Kara & I will just head over to the comic shop in the morning and wait for the bus to come home in the afternoon. Sigh...

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #8

Brock: 1 Timmies: 17

I think I'm actually paying for other people's prizes this year. This is probably the worst year for my wins in a long time. For the past couple of years, I was getting a winning rim for at least every 2-3 coffees. Sigh.

I am counting the hot chocolates I get for Garrett in my tally. I'm not THAT jazzed up on caffeine. He was telling me today that the hot chocolate melted the ice in his tummy... the ice that he was eating while he was playing outside at school. Urk...

Monday, March 02, 2009

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #7

Brock: 1 Timmies: 13

Grr. If I don't get another winning rim soon, I'm going to be sad. My win percentage is so low now it's not even worth calculating.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Student Of The Month!

Garrett was named the Tribes Student Of The Month today and honoured in an assembly before the entire school today (along with winners from the other classes). I'd have pictures to show you, but as usual, Garrett got stagefright. He's the most exuberant guy around 99% of the time but put him in front of a crowd and he breaks down in tears.

Poor fella. He did get a celebratory hot chocolate afterwards though. It's just a shame I couldn't have any shots of him in front of the school. I wonder if he would have been fine if he hadn't seen me (or had known about the award).

Oh well. There's always next time!

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #6

Brock: 1 Timmies: 8

11.1% win rate. Sigh.

Grr... I thought at least one of my many cups of coffee today would garner a winner, but noooo...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #5

Brock: 1 Timmies: 4

Winning percentage is now at 20%. Sigh.

In other news, I was up at 3:45 or some such ungodly hour this morning hugging the toilet in the ensuite and trying not to die. Then Kara woke up and was screaming like a banshee. A tiny, garlic-filled banshee. I think our babysitter gave her something with garlic in it and it really didn't agree with her.

At least the vampires stayed away.

Thankfully the kids were in a pretty good mood after the obligatory freak-out at bedtime (my mom called it the arsenic hour... how apropos...) and all is well in the house of Wager. I got a big burst of energy around 7 or so tonight but I'm tired now. That's what getting up at 3:45am will do to you!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #4

Brock: 1 Timmies: 3

Grr. 25% win rate now. At least it started out nicely.

I think I'm getting what the kids had. My tummy has been dancing the watuzi all day so I decided to come home around 1:30 just to see if it'll pass. Stupid flu.

I'll leave you with this funny video to encapsulate my mental state...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #3

Brock: 1 Timmies: 2

My win percentage has dropped to 33.3% Grr. I should have just stuck with that first coffee and guaranteed myself a 100% winning streak.

By the way, Kara's still sick and tired... or at least tired. Who wants to place bets on who will get sick next: Julie or me?

Monday, February 23, 2009

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #2

Brock: 1 Tims: 1

I used my free coffee tonight to get an X-Large coffee and all I saw were the cursed S.V.P.

Oh well. 50% win rate is pretty good this early in the contest. Last year had a pretty high return on investment, as did the year earlier. We'll see how this year goes.

BLARF Pt. 2

Well, whatever Garrett had on the weekend is making the rounds. Kara was boo-bopping around at the Early Years Center this morning but near the end of our stay there, she was climbing up on my lap and laying her head on my shoulder. That wasn't like her at all, so I figured she was just tired.

She ended up sleeping for a good 2 1/2 hours this afternoon, which was a vast increase in nap time from her usual NOTHING. When she came downstairs, she just sat on my lap for a bit while I was playing Noby Noby Boy which culminated in her spewing her lunch all over the footstool in the living room.

Sigh. I got her cleaned up and she sat in her high chair for a good hour while we watched Kung Fu Panda but the glass of ginger ale I gave her came right back up. Looks like someone isn't going to be eating any quiche for supper!

Of course, this now begs the question as to when either Julie or myself will get this bug. The onset is so sudden it's hard to gauge when it's coming until too late.

And can someone explain to me why toddler puke smells just like cottage cheese? Gack...

RUtR Winner's Circle Update #1

One coffee purchased - One coffee won!

That's not a bad way to start the contest. There were quite a few winners at the EYC this morning. I believe the tally was 3 coffees and a muffin so far, plus my winning cup. Not too shabby.

This Is The Day That The Tim Has Made!

Like the swallows returning to Capistrano or the leaves turning colour in the fall, so too does another annual tradition sneak up and enthrall the population of our fair country.

Yes friends and family members, today is the day.

It's Rrrrrrrroll Up The Rrrrrim time! WOOOOO!

I didn't think it would be possible to have MORE coffee in my system, but we're about to push the boundaries, folks! Now to figure out where I left my Rim Roller.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

He's Gonna Be Ok!

Garrett seems to have survived his encounter with the Acton Ebola strain just fine. He was back to his old self today, though he didn't eat a lot and I think he still threw up a bit in the morning while I was at work. That said, the fever broke sometime overnight and he was being as lippy as usual.

And we'll probably be able to save Kara's hand. The rest of her, we're not so sure about, but her hand will be fine :) She was 'playing' with Garrett's Gameboy tonight before bed and ended up clonking him in the middle of the forehead with it. Garrett was not amused.

Sigh... Kids these days.

Friday, February 20, 2009

BLARF!

Sorry for the lack of updates this week. I was really busy all week with work and today was, well, fun isn't quite the word I'd use to describe it.

Kara burnt her knuckles on the fireplace this past Monday (Happy Family Day!) but they've scabbed over nicely and aside from a bit of owies shortly after the fact, she has been toodling around as per normal. They still look gross though, and that's coming from me.

Garrett came down with something fierce today. He was perfectly fine this morning while we were out at the Early Years Center but after we got home, he started complaining about his head hurting. He had a bit of soup for lunch and then proceeded to puke it all over our (free) green chair. Sigh. He slept most of the afternoon but was gung-ho and ready to head to Swiss Chalet for supper. We went and he ate a bit and nothing came back up, which was nice.

I think the Gravol and Tylenol that he had during the afternoon/evening did a number on him though. He had some really crazy bug-eyes going during dinner and after we got home, he pretty much crashed and went right to sleep by 7pm.

Sigh. I hope he gets over it fast and that the rest of us don't get it. Poor kid.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Happy V-Day To All

I was going to get Julie a nice set of relics for Valentine's day, but instead I surprised her with a dozen roses delivered whilst I was out of town.

I also took Garrett to see Coraline. My lord, what a gorgeous movie that is. We saw it on the 3D screen in Guelph and I can't imagine seeing it in plain-old 2D.

Garrett loved it, though he did say it was too scary at the end. That said, he also said he loved it BECAUSE it was too scary.

That Wasn't So Bad...

Well, I managed to survive the most expensive day, EVER.

The cost to replace my alternator? ~$330.

It was interesting too. When I got the manifold replaced, it was a $45 part that required about $400 worth of time to install. The alternator, on the other hand, only cost about $90 labour but was the unit itself cost $200 or so (plus taxes).

The cost of the electrician? Only about $150, possibly a bit less.

The guy came by around 1pm and was done by 3pm, so that wasn't too bad. Turns out that it wasn't the aluminum wiring coming unspooled in the walls. There was a junction box downstairs in the basement that had a morrette that hadn't been tightened properly which caused some arcing.

It was kind of funny how we figured out where the problem was. After pulling most of the plugs in the kitchen out of the walls to test for power flow, he finally gave up in his search for the problem, leaned against the counter in the kitchen and stomped his foot in frustration, which caused the lights to go on. I remembered that the last time the lights came back on by themselves was when Kara went charging through the kitchen the weekend prior, which sent me scrambling downstairs to find that junction box in the ceiling directly below where the electrician was standing.

Thankfully we found the problem before a fire started!

We also got a few other wonky electrical things fixed while the electrician was here yesterday, so all in all, it was worth the $150.

Oh, and I can claim that as a home renovation. I can't claim the $25K we spent on the basement, but I can claim the $150 I spent on electrical work... stupid government...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

This Is Going To Be One Expensive Week...

And the hits just keep on coming.

On Tuesday, I dropped $600 to get my car's manifold replaced. Hooray, I thought.

This afternoon, I went out for a little drive and the battery light started flashing and then just stayed on. I knew this was a bad sign, so I took it into the shop right away. Turns out that the alternator is going too. Sigh.

Hopefully this won't cost a fortune and I won't have to repair anything else on the car for a while...

Unfortunately, my expenses don't stop there. The other week, the power went off in our front hallway (and the microwave plug too). I had hoped that it would just be a matter of flicking a breaker but nooo... none of the breakers had tripped.

I tried flicking them all but nothing happened to fix the problem. The next day, out of the blue, the lights all came back on. I thought that would be it, but alas. On Monday or Tuesday this week, the power went out again and never came back on. So I called an electrician and when I told him what happened and where I lived, he said, "Sounds like an aluminum wiring problem."

I REALLY hope that means it's a simple fix... Or that he takes Visa...

Why couldn't all of these problems have happened after I'd paid off more of the line of credit... or at least not all happen in the same bloody week?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Blowing A Gasket

I took my car in for a check-up yesterday as the guys at the oil change place said there were a few things that needed checking by a real mechanic.

Am I ever glad I did. The strange noises and jerky movements I've experienced in the car lately weren't a result of too much spicy chili. It turns out that one of the gaskets was either blown or on the verge of blowing and the manifold has to be replaced.

Alas, the cost for the labour, parts and the inspection yesterday will come to about $600. On the upside, if I kept driving it the way it was, they said I'd end up blowing even more expensive parts of my engine out. It's sad when $600 is the cheap, preventative option...

Since I don't have a car to use today, I'm spending it cleaning out the boxes of stuff I've brought back from the storage unit over the past few weeks. Tomorrow is BIG GARBAGE DAY in Acton so I'd best get as much out as possible. I'm documenting the treasures I've unearthed in a thread over on Colony Of Gamers, if you're interested :)

Saturday, February 07, 2009

At Least Close The Drapes

This is the conversation we had on the way home from Brantford today.

Garrett: "When can I be naked?"

Us: "When you're having a bath or getting changed."

Garrett: "When can I be naked during the day?"

Us: "Never."

Garrett: "When I'm 32 I can be naked all day."

Us: "Um... Wha?!"

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Yoga, Iga,Wega

Yesterday, whilst out and about unloading the storage unit and moving things into my basement, I ended up popping into the local video store to see if they happened to have a particular $9 game that I was looking for. They didn't, but what they did have was a Wii Fit for sale. Knowing how hard it is to find these things in the wild, I bit the bullet and grabbed it.

Here's the thing. It's actually a very good piece of hardware AND software. I thought it would be this gimmicky thing that would gather dust but I have to say, this is the first 'game' that I've brought into the house where I've been the person to use it the least.

Garrett absolutely LOVES the thing. The software is very easy to use as you just lean or run on the pad and while he's still getting a feel for it, it's a great thing to use indoors when the weather is crappy and he needs to burn off some energy.

The funniest thing is that his favourite part is the yoga. He was doing the poses on the box before I even got it open. Check out his Tree pose:



The real clincher on the thing was when I went out with Garrett for an hour or so yesterday and came home to find that Julie had used it for most of the time while we were out.

Julie...
Played a video game...
Willingly.

I believe that is one of the signs of the apocalypse right there.

Heck, she also used it again tonight with nary a prompt from me.

Of everyone here, I've used the thing the least, and that just strikes me as wrong. I need to use it some more so that I can unlock the more advanced skiing courses. It really does feel like you're skiing once you get a feel for it. I did horribly the first run down the mountain but once I let myself sort of fall into the right posture and use the muscles I use when I ski, it just felt right and I was able to do the slalom almost perfectly.

Now to try to turn my big fat Mii into a skinny me!

Having Fun In Bed

This is an absolutely amazing music video using naught but bedsheets, a very pretty actress and a very nifty song.

It's also a pretty accurate approximation of what it's like to be in the same bed as Garrett except for the fact that he swings his arms a lot more and you're a lot more likely to wake up with a bloody nose.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Well, It's One Way To Get Me To Stop Buying Games...

I had a big bucket of cold water poured on my urge to splurge today. I went into EB just to see if they had some old PS2 games that I've been trying to track down. The manager was busy marking games UP. Most were $69... used games, $65. Just wrong.

He was just shaking his head and saying, "I've given up trying to figure out how the pricing scheme works." The saddest thing was seeing some new games for $9 on the PS3 shelf and then other, older games for $55-69.

It's like, "Well, the economy is going down the toilet and people are spending less. Let's jack the price on games up $10."

Suffice it to say, it will be very easy for me to stick to my resolution to not buy games this year if this pricing trend continues. Forget the fact that the games are already stupidly expensive. Half of them take about 6 hours to complete for that price. I'll just go rent most of the hot games this year and wait for them to hit the bargain bins in 6 months at this rate.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Why WOULD Batman Punch Superman?

This is nerdy and game related, but still pretty funny.

Garrett The Cinemaphile

Looking at Garrett's vampire, I realized that it looks a lot like Max Schreck in Nosferatu.



It's uncanny. By which I mean it's totally canny.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Crazy Forts!

I went out with Kara this morning to do some running around. Since the place we wanted to go had no parking and Rogers wasn't open yet, we ended up killing some time in the elitist toy shop in Georgetown. You know the kind of shop I'm talking about. They only sell overpriced toys made from wood and handcarved in Germany.

Anyway, this shop was actually pretty cool. It was still a little too pricey for the most part, but it had some really interesting things and not everything was stupidly expensive. I ended up buying a really cool product that the kids (esp. Garrett) really like.

It's called Crazy Forts and it's something so simple I'm kicking myself for not inventing it. It's basically a giant set of balls and plastic sticks that interlink like tinkertoys. You make them into a fort or tunnel or what-have-you and then toss a sheet on top and voila. Instant fort.

I'm still experimenting with them to find the most sturdy formulation but while the more vertical forts have been a little wobbly, the kids love making spaceships or tunnels out of the set we've made.

Hmm... it looks like you can buy them from Indigo online but they charge $50 for a set. It was $40 at the toy shop, so go find them local if you can.

Oh, and supposedly the guy who invented them lives in Georgetown (or at least in the local area).

I think my next project is to see if I can make a buckyball (or at least a geodesic dome) from the supplied parts.

My Timing Sucks

Of course... Of course the government brings in a tax credit for doing renovations a couple weeks AFTER we finish ours...

Grr...

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

I Should Have Seen This Coming

Ever notice how your kid's parentage changes depending on what he or she is doing?

I got a call from Julie yesterday when I was at work which went along these lines.

"Hey, want to know what YOUR genius son got up to today?"

"I don't now..."

"He was microwaving drink boxes while I was doing laundry."

"Oh boy."

Of course, if he'd cracked the cold fusion formula, he'd be HER genius son.

I guess I'll have to postpone my Tin Lighting: Metal In The Microwave demonstration for a few more years...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

A Waste Of Time

The guy from the city called me yesterday and after a brief parlay, we came to the conclusion that fighting my ticket would be a waste of my time, his time and the court's time. So he threw it out.

Yay!

Of course, if I get another ticket (in the same area) I'll have to pay it, but I'll know for next time.

I also found $10 on the sidewalk the other day, so this week has actually been pretty decent, all things concidered.

To top things off, I finally found a store that had Apples To Apples in stock, so I bought it with my parking ticket money. I'm hoping to play it a bit at work on the weekend or next week. We need some fun things to keep us from getting cabin fever this winter!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Dad's Doppelganger

So I was watching the Rick Mercer Report last night and in the first segment, bammo!

There's my Dad! (Go to about 45 seconds in.)

Actually, it wasn't, but by Odin's frosty beard, the driving instructor that Rick talks to may as well be my dad's identical twin. I've seen that segment a few times already and I still have to do a double take.

Monday, January 19, 2009

It's The Most Depressingest Day Of The Year

So today is Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year.

Arnall developed the semi-serious formula — 1/8W+(D-d)3/8xTQMxNA — to calculate the gloomiest day of the year in 2005 at the request of the British travel industry.

In the formula, W is weather, D is debt and other money (d) due in January and T is the time that has passed since Christmas.

Q is the period of time before individuals decide they have failed to stand by their New Year's resolutions and M stands for low motivation levels. NA then represents the need to take action to change the situation.

So anyway, I was actually having a pretty good day until right before I went out to go to work today. I had moved my car onto the road so that the plows could clear out our lot and since the only spot to park was in a no parking spot, GUESS WHO GOT A TICKET!

Sigh.

The upside is that a) it was only $30 and b) there's a chance I might get off and not have to pay it. When I stopped in at the city to pay the ticket this afternoon, I gave the lady at the clerk's desk my sob story about having to park on the road while the plows were coming and that there wasn't anywhere else to put my car except the no parking spot. It turns out that you can contest the parking tickets and write a little essay about why you should be let off. I did so and hopefully I'll hear back within a week about whether they buy my reasons for having to park where I did.

Again, worst case scenario, I'm out $30. I'll definately never move my car onto the road unless I can either find a legal spot or see the plows in the lot...

At least the rest of my day was pretty good. Tomorrow we get to go sit in on Garrett's class for a little bit, so that should be interesting!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Happy Birthday Julie!

It's Julie's birthday today! Hooray!

And as always, Phineas and Ferb have a song for the occasion (esp. this weekend, as the kids both seemed to have taken an overdose of crazy pills).

Friday, January 16, 2009

Old School Guitar Hero

This is pretty funny. I remember playing this back in the 80's...

Death By Black Hole

This is a very cool lecture by one of my favourite scientists of the day, Neil Degrasse Tyson, who talks about what it's like to die via black hole immersion.

I need to get a copy of this book. It sounds awesome.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Garrett The Playa

Garrett just informed me that his friend Emily was coming over for a sleepover so that he could show her the basement. When asked when this sleepover was happening, he said, "SIXTEEN MINUTES!"

I'll keep you posted...

Where's My Stuff?

A little addendum to the basement being finished:

Kara went running over to where the Art Cart usually is (it has been moved downstairs) and the look of utter confusion on her face when she realized that it wasn't there anymore was priceless.

IT IS FINISHED!

Mark January 13, 2009 on your calendars, folks. Today is the day the contractors took the last of their stuff out of the basement and we moved things down there. They did the final inspection yesterday and the plumbing inspector popped by to take a look at the last little thing they'd asked for and as far as I know, the permit is now closed.

Hooray!

And now, a little tour of what 3 months of work and about $25K will get you!


Kara gets her stair-legs.



Here's a look down the hallway and at the cubby under the stairs.



This is the laundry room and freezer spot.



Here's my little workroom aka The Man Cave.
I plan to work on models and listen to podcasts on my little iPod radio thingy.



The bathroom is a little small but it is big enough to do what you've gotta do.



The giant closet is Kara's favourite place in the basement so far. Sigh...



We still need to go out and get a lot of stuff for the basement on the storage side of things but here's a look at the playroom.


So... that's about it. I've got a few little video tours that I need to pop up on Youtube or something but until we make another trip or two to Ikea, what you see is what you get. It was just a great feeling to actually get a lot of the stuff that has been cluttering up the living room moved downstairs.

And just to give you a sense of how far we've come since the latter half of October, take a look at how the basement was before we started!



Sunday, January 11, 2009

Tastiest Game Of The Year

Last week I picked up a little cartridge for my DS called Personal Trainer: Cooking. It's essentially a digital cookbook and I'd heard good things about it.

I perused it during the week and decided to take it for a spin this weekend. On Friday, I made my first ever batch of rice pudding and I have to say that it tasted pretty yummy, though I'll have to tweak it a bit the next time I make it.

I made a couple of other recipes at work today for the guys. I made some cheese pancakes for breakfast and gnocchi with gorganzola sauce for supper. I didn't get a chance to actually try the gnocchi, but I did taste the sauce and it was pretty yummy. The pancakes were sweeter than I expected but a welcome change from the usual sunday brunch menu.

If you've got a DS and $20 and want to expand your cooking, I heartily recommend this program. Even Garrett was getting into it. There's a recipe for banana brownies that he wanted to make but since I had the DS at work, he couldn't wait and ended up making some other kind of brownies. Ah well. He did help with the rice pudding on Friday though!

And it's not a game. Julie even said so and if anyone would classify one of my purchases as a game, well, it'd be her.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

This Post Contains 35% Of Your Daily Recommended Chair News

Behold the throne of Brock!



Considering my old desk chair is something I got... oh... either in high school or university... aka longer than I've been married... well, it's high time I got a new one.

Time to try some games on the ol' PC while letting my butt interface with the new chair.

Friday, January 09, 2009

How I Wonder What You Are

Watching the moon twinkle like frozen stars on the crisp snow at midnight is near zen-like after a long week of working nights.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Eat Your Heart Out, Hussein Bolt!

Let it be said that it is possible to roll over, look at the clock, see that it is 8:14am and still manage to get up, get dressed, get two kids moderately fed and bundled up and out to the bus stop for 8:40am.

I never want to do that again...

Saturday, January 03, 2009

It's Great To Be Home

Well, we've finally made it back home after our sojourn to the Greater Sarnia Area. It was a lovely visit with both sets of grandparents but it's really nice to be back in Acton and, more importantly, our own beds.

Kara demonstrated her ingenuity over the past week by being able to climb out of her playpen and open the door to her room, which meant that during the week I was home and Julie was in Corunna, Kara didn't sleep until the wee hours of the night.

I spent most of the past week sitting in front of Kara's door holding the door shut with one hand while surfing the net on the lappy until she finally fell asleep. The sad thing is that last night, after yet another round of 'Lock Up Your Daughters!', I went into the room once she'd stopped crying and pulling on the door handle to find her asleep in her playpen.

Of course, that was last night... the last night we were in Corunna. Sigh. Who knows if she'd have stayed in the playpen tonight, but I like to think that she would have.

Friday, January 02, 2009

It's Our Anniversary!

Yup. Today is the day we celebrate 10 wonderful years of wedded bliss!

And what better way to pronounce my love for Julie than with a clip from Phineas & Ferb :)



By the way, don't ask people at People's what the gift for the 10 year anniversary is. They're clueless. (Psst. It's pizza!)

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Giant Steam Sale!

If you've got a PC and want to score some really cheap games, go on over to Steam and take a gander at their year end sale. It ends tomorrow, but it's well worth checking out as they have some fantastic deals. I mean, you can get Bioshock for $5!

There's someting for everyone. I've been spending a lot of evenings this week playing Bookworm Adventures Deluxe (which is like Boggle and an RPG had a baby... a beautiful, beautiful baby) and Peggle Nights, with some Strong Bad episodes thrown in. And may I heartily recommend World Of Goo. You'll thank me for it.

Happy 2009 Everybody!

I hope everyone had a good New Year's Eve last night. I had a good day with Garrett out at the toboggan hill but I was cranky during the night. I blame the fact that I slipped on some ice and banged my back and the back of my head on the ice for my foul mood.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Oh, and my dad and I called the Chicken Cannon target of the year for the Air Farce NYE show.

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Most Awesome Parent Ever

I need a set of these flashcards, stat. Also, watch until the end of the video for ultimate cuteness.



I swear, this is not a home movie. That said, I think my kids could probably ace it.

On a related topic, Garrett got a cheapy Transformer 'iPod' for Christmas that picks up radio stations. I realized how many podcasts I must listen to with my iPod when he asked me if my iPod played music like his. Sigh.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Bountiful Boxing Day!

I hope everyone had a very merry Christmas yesterday and, if you were so inclined, got a good deal on some high-end electronics today.

Alas, I did neither. Well, Christmas was ok, given that I am home alone. Unfortunately, I got stuck working a double as I'd neglected to schedule anyone to cover the overnight shift. Go me!

So today was pretty much a write-off. I just slept until 2:30 this afternoon and then have been packing, cleaning and checking my e-mail. I was going to try to go home this afternoon but the Weather Network has been calling for freezing rain through London and Kitchener and I'd rather just wait until tomorrow when it's going to be 11 degrees and wet.

Well, time to go finish tidying up in the kitchen and make myself some food before I get the last of the stuff packed for tomorrow's sojourn to the Greater Sarnia Area!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Keeping Dry(wall)

Here are a few more pictures of our basement. It's not terribly exciting, but you'll see that there are walls. The next batch of pictures should be of our completed basement!





I might take a video of the basement as it is now and post it. That will give a better sense of what the basement looks like.

Ho Ho Ho!

Hey, don't forget to follow Santa before he gets shot down again this year.

Looks like NORAD is using Google Maps this year. Woo!

Bachelor Daze

Julie gave me the nicest Christmas present ever... an empty house for a few days. I'm stuck working Christmas and Boxing Day, so she took the kids to Corunna on Monday and I've been left to my own devices ever since. Today was the first real 'home alone' day though, as I slept through most of yesterday and then spent the rest of the afternoon/evening driving around, doing grocery shopping with some friends and having all-you-can-eat Japanese food at that Fuji place in Guelph (which was amazing... thanks for the recommendation, Jenn & Doug!)

Unfortunately, I was also driving all over the countryside in the blizzard that smacked into town late last night and it wasn't enjoyable. I think I might be cured of my yearly apprehension of driving in the snow though. I'll just take it slow and somehow I'll make it through.

I was also able to show off our nearly completed basement to my friends who raved about it. It was nice to have someone come in and see the place who hasn't seen it in progress. I think this basement might be a good move :) It looks like we'll have a completed basement ready for us when we come home from the holidays next week. Woo!

'Tis The Season

I had a nice experience today. I was out stocking up on coffees for the next day or two while Tim Hortons is closed for Christmas and when I got to the drive-through window, the girl at the window handed me my coffees and then said, "You don't have to pay. The lady in front of you paid for your order. Merry Christmas!"

I was flabbergasted. I'll have to do something nice for someone now. Crap...

Monday, December 22, 2008

OEYC Christmas Party

We had the annual Christmas party at the local Early Years Centre last week and were finally able to snag a good picture of Garrett & Kara with Santa.



I also got a rare shot of the two of them engaging in somewhat constructive behaviour. Marvel as they each work peacefully to build something rather than destroy things.

What A Couple Of Bums

Friday, December 19, 2008

Automated Response

So I got through to someone who could help me with that card problem I had.
But they got it backwards. They transferred the $0.78 I have (had) on the card that actually exists onto the card that was destroyed. Now it has $18 or so on it and the card I hold in my hand RIGHT NOW is empty.

Sigh.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I Hate Automation

Grr...

You know how Tim Horton's has those Quickpay cards? I have had one for the year and love it to death, though I spend far too much on coffee and tea biscuits with it.

Anyway, when I was at the Acton Timmies yesterday, they swiped my Tim's Card and it snapped in half. No real biggie. They just transferred the balance over to a new card and that was that.

I had my Tim's Card set up to automatically reload when the balance drops below $5. It tops the card up to $20. Now, when my card snapped, it had $2 or so left on it, so it was slated for refill. Since it hadn't refilled at the time of snappage and we could still see it sitting there with $2 on it on the website, I just deactivated the card yesterday morning with the intention of setting up my new card with the reload.

Here's where the GRR comes in. Mid-afternoon, we get an e-mail saying that the OLD card has been refilled. Of course, we don't have the old card information (well, we do, but the last 4 digits are X'ed out on all of the documentation we have) and when I called the Tim Horton's Help Desk to see if they could just look in their records and transfer the money, they were less than helpful. Now I have to go back to the local Tim's, have them dig through their records from yesterday and hopefully not be out $15 or so. So help me if they tell me to call the help desk...

Only 7 Days Till Christmas!

It's frightening how accurate this is... only I don't use Twitter.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Santa Rock!

The kindergarten classes at Garrett's school put on their Christmas Concert tonight. It was pretty cute except for one thing. Garrett is either in training to be a ninja or the girl who stood in front him was bound and determined not to let him get his picture taken. No matter what angle I tried to film/shoot him from, he was always behind this other kid. It was driving me batty, esp. since he's so freaking tall.

I'll put some pictures up tomorrow after work. I've got to go work the overnight shift tonight (nothing like putting in 20 hours or so at work over a 24 hour period) so I'm going to try to catch a little shut-eye before I go in at 11!

Reno News!

Just so that everyone knows, the renovations are going along at a pretty brisk pace now. Of course they had to wait until just before Christmas to actually gain momentum. Sigh.

We've got walls and ceilings down there now. There's a good chance this could be finished before Christmas, if not shortly thereafter. We basically just need the electrician to come back and finish wiring a few potlights and plugs, the walls to be plastered, the floor to be laid down and everything painted and installed. Otherwise, we're in the home stretch.

WOO!

January will be "Clean Out The Storage Unit" month. Expect many great deals!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Oh, Bush...

I saw this over at Extralife and it made me laugh. No wonder all of the comedians are going to miss the guy.

Friday, December 12, 2008

I Need More Sleep

You know you're a (tired) parent when:

You find a big brown spotch on the ground, stick your finger in it, sniff it and then taste it to make sure it actually is chocolate.

Not my proudest moment, but hey, free chocolate is free chocolate.

Brrrrr....

While the temperature dips ever lower, take a look at what is in store for us.

Behold: The Ghost Towns (and boats, and such) Of Antarctica!

Our Parent-Sense Was Tingling

So Julie and I woke up at 4:45 this morning. I don't know why... Julie said she heard Garrett cough. Then we heard the puking.

Suffice it to say, we've been up since around 5 this morning and Garrett was puking until at least 9ish. No matter what went into him, it came right back out. Oh, and there's nowhere to buy Children's Gravol in Acton at 6am.

Now that he's had some Gravol, some sleep and some tiny dribs and drabs of toast and ginger ale, Garrett seems to be on the mend.

At least Julie was home (sick) from work today. She and Garrett vegged this morning while Kara and I hit the town.

Garrett hasn't had a good last couple of days. Today was, well, you just read about it and yesterday morning, his best friend threw a giant chunk of ice and hit Garrett in the eye just before the bus came. Amazingly, he didn't really get a bruise or black eye, though he might need a new best friend :)

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Have An 8-Bit Christmas

This Christmas, why not warm up to a few classic carols, NES-style?

There are a couple of cool Christmas 'albums' out there this year that use the NES chipset to crank out some pretty cool tunes. Check out 8-Bit Jesus and The 8 Bits Of Christmas. Sure, they're nerdy, but it beats listening to Mariah Carey yowl for the umpteenth time.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

No Pants Tuesday

Kara is really taking NPT to heart.

During the night, she had managed to take off her pyjama pants and diaper and wet the crib. Julie remedied the situation and put her back to bed.

When I got her up this, there she was, naked from the waist down and grinning ear to ear.

After I got her dressed and gave her breakfast, she spent a chunk of the morning taking her pants off, to the point that I had to put her snow pants on to ensure that she couldn't disrobe.

This evening when she came home from the sitter's house, I was sitting in my chair when she walked next to me, gave me a sly grin and proceeded to pull down her pants. This resulted in a 5 minute Keystone Kops-esque chase around the kitchen with her laughing her head off while I tried to corner her and get the pants back on before the diaper came off...

Ah, good times. As long as she gets it out of her system now as opposed to in college, I'm happy.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

You Know You're A Parent When...

Your kid gets a new game/toy and you have absolutely NO idea about the first thing about it.

Garrett has recently been yammering about Bakugan toys. Being the otaku that I am, I know that there is an anime about these toys but I have never watched it and have not the slightest clue about what it is or how you play with them.

We picked up a Bakugan toy for Garrett today while we were out and while it's kind of cool (it's like a little plastic marble with a magnet that will make it pop open if you roll it on metal) I still haven't any idea about how the game is supposed to work.

I decided to take a look on the Bakugan website tonight to see if it made any sense. I challenge anyone to read these rules and explain them in a way that an adult can understand. Yeesh. If a 6 year old can master that minutae, they can probably find a way to balance the budget and make chocolate fall from the sky.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Is this a real demolition derby or an awesome stop-motion video? The answer might surprise you!


Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

8-Bit Prognostication

This is a nifty thing I've found.



Someone is doing a deck of Tarot cards but in the style of 8-bit videogames. It's worth a look just for the aesthetics, though they MIGHT be able to tell you if you will beat that game you're working on too.

Emulsification For The Nation

Sooo....

Somehow Kara was able to get a bottle of baby oil into her crib and proceed to pour it over EVERYTHING, yet somehow avoid getting any on herself. Gah.

I feel so slimy now. I just spent about 15 minutes wiping half of her room and the contents of her crib and now I can't get the oily sheen off of me.

Blech.

Friday, December 05, 2008

He's Got A Point

Let me just point you in the direction of Andrew Coyne's essay about how things have played out with Parliament prorogued until January. I don't always agree with everything he says, but I think this sums up the current situation nicely. Oh, and I called it.

But don’t take my word for it. Two polls out today show that the coalition has backfired on its two main participants — hugely. Ekos has the Tories ahead by twenty points, 44-24, while Ipsos Reid puts the margin at an astounding 46-23. This is after the Tories had supposedly disgraced themselves by the “provocation” of cutting the political parties off the public teat, and by failing to provide adequate “stimulus.”

Ipsos numbers show, further, that 60% of the public opposes the coalition, 62% are “angry” with it for trying to take power, while 68% support the Governor General’s decision. The Grits can read the numbers as well as I can. There is no way they will return to this well.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Ottawa, Shmwattawa

Tim had a short but sweet little post about the shenanigans in Ottawa today that I felt the need to rebut. So rebut I shall.

Ahem.

If the Opposition parties are going to bring down the government and try to snag power, I'd rather it be over something worthwhile, like, oh, THE BUDGET, than whatever has stuck in their craw. Yes, Harper stirred up the hornets nest by trying to pass that funding cut, but the Opposition fell right into his trap by reacting the way they did. Hell, the fact that the funding cut was yanked so fast just shows that it was the bait.

Beyond bailing out the auto industry, which I've already said I'm against, please tell me what this slap-dash coalition would do to benefit the country (as opposed to the political parties involved) and why, after only TWO WEEKS back in parliament, the minority party in power is the evil which must be destroyed.

I think that we need the break until Parliament is resumed in January for the MPs to a) cool their jets a bit and b) go out and see if their constituents, WHO JUST WENT THROUGH AN ELECTION, think that these machinations are what they really want. I didn't vote Conservative. Hell, I've voted Green and NDP over the past two federal elections. That said, I'm a fan of some governmental stability. I know that minority governments can fall and don't last long. This is not the way to go about it.

If the government falls in January over something legitimate, like a budget or Harper growing a tail, fine. But by pursuing the course of action that they have, the Opposition is setting themselves up for a major drubbing at the next election and they have nobody to blame but themselves. Dion and Layton might finally get a brief taste of power and keys to the PMO, but it will be a bitter pill for their party faithful to have to swallow over the long term.

What I've Been Up To

I mentioned a little while ago that I was doing an ACTUAL GAME REVIEW with an ACTUAL GAME from an ACTUAL COMPANY on an ACTUAL WEBSITE!

Well, I finished the game the other day and got the review up on the site. If you're interested to see where some of the game related yammering I used to dump on here has vanished to, go check out Buttonmashing.com and Colony Of Gamers. I've written a few reviews over at Buttonmashing, truth be told, but Mirror's Edge is the first one I've done with an actual review copy of the game as opposed to just renting/buying my own copy and writing something.

I also write a weekly column at Colony Of Gamers about overlooked and obscure games that deserve their time in the sun. I just realized that I've done 28 of them already. That's over 6 months! Yeesh. Not too shabby for something I started on whim.

The 80/20 Rule

Just a quick little request for any prayer and/or hard liquor you could send our way. Work has been rough for the past little while and we (as a team) could use any prayer you feel you could spare us.

I'll keep the hard liquor for when I get home :)

In the words of a wise man, 80% of the time we can't believe we're getting paid to do what we do and 20% of the time there is no way we're getting paid enough to do what we're doing.

Suffice it to say, we're in the 20% right now. We'll get through it, of course, but if I have a few more wrinkles in my brow and a lot of gray hairs, you'll know why.

Oh, and while you're tossing up the odd prayer or three, I'm applying for a promotion and could always use a little divine intervention!

Ka-Zap

Just a little reno update: We've had the electrician in for most of this week and he's pretty much finished downstairs with all the wiring and so forth. I think he has a tiny bit left to do tomorrow and then we'll be able to get going with the drywalling and flooring part of the reno, which means we could conceivably have a usable basement in as little as 1-2 weeks!

Just having switches and lights downstairs right now is going a long way to making me feel like this is worth it. Julie's not quite as magnanimous, but we keep chanting the mantra: "It'll be worth it when it's done..."

Monday, December 01, 2008

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Let Detroit Burn

I am mulling over putting a big rant about the current political situation, but we'll see how things go in the near term. Suffice it to say that I think it's a lot of grandstanding and posturing by the opposition and that if they seriously try to pull off this stunt, they're basically handing the Conservatives a majority government.

Oh, and here's something else that has been bugging me. Long story short, I think that the government should let the Big 3 automakers sort out their own mess and go through the necessary painful adjustments that any industry has to deal with over a long period of time. The fact that they've been bailed out repeatedly has just worsened the situation. It's not like they'll just shut down every plant and stop making cars. They'll go through the usual bankruptcy dance that most corporations have to deal with and come out as something different after all is said and done, but that's what they should have been doing in the first place instead of trundling down the same path and over the cliff like they have been.

And before anyone starts whining about how this will kill towns like Oshawa and Windsor, I don't recall the government handing out billions in aid when the mining, forestry and even chemical refinery industries started going down the toilet. The danger of one industry towns is always that the one industry may eventually disappear and then it's the job of the community to either weather the storm and evolve into something different or wither and die.

Hmm... Maybe I don't have to make that post. It looks like I already did.

We Have Power!

I know it has been a little slow around here of late. I was busy with work last week and when I've been home and conscious, I've either been trying to play some games, read some books or take care of sick kids. Yeah, the kids are sick again. Kara is oozing stuff from her eyes (which seems to be a biweekly event at this point) and Garrett is on Flovent to see if that helps his eternal cough go away. Other than that, they're doing fine and they DON'T have the flu, so that's nice.

We have some good news on the construction front. Thursday saw the electrician paying us a visit and replacing our awful fuse box with a state-of-the-art breaker panel. Hallelujah! We have now entered the 1980's!

We're slated to have the electrical work done on the basement (wiring up lights, outlets and speaker/ethernet plugs) on Monday, so we're pretty excited. Once that work is done, the contractor can start doing the insulation and drywall and that means we might have a basement we can use in the next week or two! Hooray!

Other than that, we're just about done Christmas shopping!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Oh Glorious Day

Wednesday was a glorious day. Why?



That just landed in my DS today and I've already sunken far too much time into it. For a 13 year old game, it still holds up amazingly well and the new tweaks are kind of nice.

There's also the fact that I finally have a legitimate PORTABLE copy of what is probably my all-time favourite videogame, period. I have a top 10 list of favourite games and it's often in flux, though many games tend to stay in it for a long time. Chrono Trigger is on a whole other level of adoration though. It's the Mona Lisa of JRPGs as far as I'm concerned.

What am I doing typing this? I'm off to go romp through time with my band of merry adventurers!

Friday, November 21, 2008

S.I.M.P.ly Awesome

I've got to go into work tonight and stay awake until 7am. I think I might employ the following method of stimulation to keep me from nodding off.



I love Phineas & Ferb. If you haven't seen the show, try to catch it on the Family Channel at 7am. It's like Family Guy meets The Simpsons (from Season 4-8ish) but for kids. Since they can't use potty humour and innuendo, they have to actually be funny (unlike Family Guy of late).

I'm hopelessly addicted to the show... er, I mean, Garrett is hopelessly addicted to the show. And HE goes around the house and work, er, school, singing the Perry The Platypus Theme Song.

Doobie Doobie Doobie WAH!

Heck, the music is just awesome for the show on every level, even if it ain't got rhythm.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Avatar: The Last Gamebender

So the Xbox 360 updated the dashboard interface yesterday and in a blatant attempt to rip off the Mii's from the Wii, they have these new Avatar thingies.

So here's my digital replicant. Beware!



Speaking of games, I just received the first review copy of a game that was actually intended for me! You'll have to take a look over at Buttonmashing in a week to see which game, but it was one that I was really hoping to get this fall and now I don't have to!

I might not be getting paid to play games yet, but getting one for free is just as good in my book.

Basement Progress... Of Sorts

I apologize profusely for the delays on the pictures. Here are a few to show what has been done in the basement over the last while.


Day... I don't know. After much fidoodling, we were finally able to close up the plumbing.


Same day as before: Here is a good view of the basement now that the subfloor is down.


The next day: Behold the power of steel studs!


Much like taking a course on robotic husbandry, you can't finish a basement without lots of steel studs.
(I'll let you mull that over.)

And that's essentially where we're at right now. There area few more studs and they've framed in chunks of the ceiling, but it looks essentially the same as what you see here.

We're hoping that the electrician will be in early next week to do the wiring and once that happens, they can put the insulation in, get the inspections done and start putting the drywall up and laying the flooring. It's all basically hinging on the electrician now.

It'll be worth it when it's done. It'll be worth it when it's done...

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Pics Coming

Woah. I just realized that I haven't updated this thing since Tuesday. On the upside, I'm almost over this flu. I hope I'll wake up tomorrow feeling right as rain. Unfortunately, I'm currently feeling like my kidneys want to burst out of my back. I think I might have drank a bit too much water, tea and other liquids this week. I did lose at least 5 pounds though! Yay!

On another positive note, the basement is coming along splendidly. Most of the studs are up and it actually looks like it will be a place with rooms and whatnot. Hooray. The electrician is coming later this week to do the wiring and also replace our musty old fuse box with a breaker panel. Huzzah!

After that, it'll basically be a matter of getting an inspection or three done on the insulation and what have you and then the contractor can close up the walls, lay the flooring and paint and we'll be done! Yay!

Like I said, I have a pile of pictures to upload tomorrow and I'll start to post the best ones so people can see the chronology of this little endeavour.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The Canadian Olympic Track & Field Simulator

Health Warning: Do not play QWOP if you are drinking milk, suffering from a cold or at work. The gales of laughter you'll undoubtedly elicit will cause you no end of pain and/or unemployment!

I have managed to get 2 meters... I had to stop because it hurts too much when I laugh this hard.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Still Sick PLUS Reno News!

Like the headline says, I'm still sick from this flu/ebola outbreak around our place. I didn't sleep very well last night and between that and Garrett crying in his sleep for some unknown reason for most of the night (he never did tell us why he was crying) and Kara being a little cranky, well, poor Julie didn't get much sleep either.

I will say that I've been feeling better today than I was yesterday, though this near migraine level headache is really driving me batty. At least I've been able to keep some food down today and I'm feeling a little more like a 75 year old with arthritis than the 90 year old I felt like yesterday.

And there's another cause for celebration around here. The renovations are back on track! We passed the plumbing inspection last week (yay) and the contractors have laid most of the subflooring in the basement. I think they'll be starting to put up the studding for the walls tomorrow if all goes well.

Edit: Heh. It seems as though this flu is hitting people all over the place. Bill Harris at Dubious Quality seems to have the exact symptoms I had yesterday.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Gastrointestinal Napalm

Word to the wise: When your kid has been home sick for the last 3 days and there is stomach troubles a-brewin' with your other kid, the prudent person DOES NOT GO OUT FOR WINGS! Unfortunately, I didn't heed my warning.

We went to this place called Wild Wing in Milton. It has about a zillion wing flavours and, of course, I decided to get the hottest wings on the menu. BAD IDEA. How hot were these wings? Well, when I woke up around 5 this morning, my fingers were covered in blisters from where I'd gotten the sauce on my hands. I shudder to think about what it's doing to my stomach.

We also made the mistake of getting boneless wings, which are actually big chicken fingers. We only ate about half of our 32 wings, if that... the upside is that we'll have plenty of incredibly spicy chicken wings to eat for the next week. Julie did get the maple+mild wings and they were quite tasty compared to the liquid fire I was consuming.

I wouldn't mind going back to the place but not for quite some time. Maybe by then they'll teach their servers that if you've got a family with two small children who are going squirrelly when you drop the bill off, you should try to return to the table to settle the bill sometime within, oh, ten to fifteen minutes. Suffice it to say, she didn't get much of a tip.

Quarantine Zone!

Hey! Guess what!

Kara joined the puke patrol last night... and this morning! Yay! She's moving around at a good clip right now but she has a bit of a fever and the aforementioned vomiting going on, so she's staying home from church today.

I'm also feeling under the weather. So far no puking, but I've got one mighty fierce headache and have a slight rumbly in my tumbly.

So stay away from our house. Julie & Garrett seem healthy, though Julie is sure she'll be getting this sickness at some point over the next few days. Hopefully the rest of us will be better and can take care of her!

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Sicko: Episode 2

So Garrett seemed to be on the mend yesterday. Alas, we got a call from his babysitter at 4am saying that HER kids were up puking their guts out and that she wouldn't be able to look after our kids, so that meant that I had to stay home from work AGAIN. Oh well. It's probably a good thing that I did, as Garrett, while seeming healthy for most of the morning, crashed HARD around 4pm. He had a bit of a fever again and didn't eat anything for supper.

He seems ok again today, though he is a little less... bouncy today. The fact that he has been up since about 5am probably explains a bit of that too :)

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Home Sick

Garrett's perfect attendance record at school just went out the window. He had a bit of a fever last night when we put him to bed (I should have clued in that something was up when he watched Charlie The Unicorn on the laptop with me and didn't fidget).

He woke up this morning and was just a wreck. When Garrett is feeling well, he DOES NOT STOP. This morning, well, he stopped. He just sat on the couch and didn't move. That's not a good sign. He's pretty feverish and has been doing a pretty good impression of the Bellagio fountains (with chunks) over the course of the day.

Time to say goodbye... to lunch!

Not even the Deep Sea segment of Planet Earth could hold my little guy's attention...

Ah well. We've got him doped up on Tylenol and he's snoozing up in his room. Hopefully this is just a 24 hour bug. I don't want to get it though! I have better things to do this weekend than hug the toilet.

Monday, November 03, 2008

Hallowe'eners!

I hope everyone had a great Hallowe'en. We probably had the shortest outing of the last few years as Garrett only did one side of the road and a few houses on the other side before calling it a night. He did have a long day with a party at the Early Year's Center and school the day before.

Kara went around to the houses in our parking lot and then helped hand out candy till the wee hours of the night. Next year I shall ensure she goes to all the houses on BOTH sides of the street! Garrett can stay home and hand out candy :)

Here they are: FrankenGarrett and Kara The Dolphin.



Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Time To Start Kicking Things

Let me just say this. Following the rules is for chumps.

Despite the earlier annoyances with getting the permit from the city for our basement, things have been moving along at a brisk pace with this renovation. The plumbing inspector is visiting tomorrow to give us the ok on the rough-in for the toilet and sink and the pile of garbage is out of the basement. Yay!

That said, we've run into a snag with the electrician. He was here today and about to start the work to replace our fuse box with a breaker panel. He called in to the ESA to let them know he was starting the job and lo and behold, it turns out that his Master Electrician's Permit had lapsed. It seems that they changed the regulations last year so that instead of getting the permit renewed every 5 years, he has to do it every year.

Now, he's been a certified electrician for 30 some-odd years and everything, so he can probably get grandfathered in, but in the meantime we have to go find another electrician as the ESA won't even look at anything for 3-4 weeks... 3-4 weeks longer than we want to spend with a half-finished basement.

What cheeses me off is that I wouldn't have had to deal with any of this crap if I had just listened to everyone and not bothered to get a permit. I can't think of any reason why someone would voluntarily put themselves through this much hassle for a simple basement renovation if they knew what kind of roadblocks and barriers keep popping up along the way. It's no wonder everyone just gets the job done on the sly.

I think that's what is causing me the most stress right now. I'm not in a huge rush to get the basement done, though the sooner it gets done, the better. I'm just really frustrated with the fact that we're trying to do the right thing and follow the rules and we're getting screwed around by the people who imposed the rules.

Sigh.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Not A Good Week For Pets

Well, thanks to everyone who submitted a name. I was about to put the names in the hat this morning and pick a name for the one-eyed fish when I noticed that he was sitting on the bottom of the aquarium. Upside-down. Not moving.

Alas, he goes nameless into the murky depths of my sewer. He (or she) will be missed.

Let The Work Begin!

Here's a little photo montage of the work done so far in our basement.



Day 0



Day 1


And for another angle:



Day 0



Day 1


While the contractor was digging up the floor to start work on the plumbing...



He found this buried treasure!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Gone To The Great Litterbox In The Sky

I received this e-mail from my mom the other day.

"It is with sadness that I have to let you know that Reddy has used up all her lives. She passed away as she slept on Friday, Oct. 24 ... She was 19 at the beginning of September, so she had a long life, and a loving family.

Interment will be in her favourite place, the backyard.
"

Reddy was preceeded into the afterlife by her sister, Smudge. She will be missed.

By the way, MOM, next time you send out something like this, make sure you leave a less ominous subject line than "We will miss her" in the e-mail. I thought it was my grandma or someone else, you know, HUMAN, who had died!

Friday, October 24, 2008

What A Crazy Last Few Weeks!

I tell ya, between the constant go-go-go at work and the nonstop barrage of awesome games, the last couple of weeks has been exhausting! Oh, and don't forget about all of the basement emptying and permit hassles. Yeesh.

I'm happy to report that my Florida excursion was exactly what I needed to stop being grumpy-puss at work and start enjoying my job again. It also helps that all of the chaos from mid-summer to the end of September has finally settled down and we can get back to the usual routine.

On the home improvement front, work will be starting officially on Monday morning. We've got the permits and the basement is on the verge of being completely emptied (as of tomorrow morning/early afternoon) which is just great. I can't wait to finally have usable space down there and after spending the last month and a half or so jumping through hoops, it'll be nice to have someone ELSE come and do a bunch of work!

And lastly, on the game front, the fall rush is in full swing and I'm happy to say that I'm doing well at sticking to the games I had preordered back in August. Dead Space is a fantastic game (if you liked Bioshock, do yourself a favour and play Dead Space!) and Fable 2 has been a lot of fun so far. I almost dredged up that picture from 3-4 years ago when I was so excited about Fable 1 but I resisted. I will say that what I've played of Fable 2 has pretty much shown me that this is the game that they wished Fable 1 had been... and I'm someone who quite enjoyed Fable 1 for what it was.

Of course, the best news of the week comes in the form of a little ball of yarn and string... well, virtual yarn and string.



I got a call around 7:30 this evening informing me that LittleBigPlanet was finally in! I loaded Garrett up in the car as soon as Dave & Kate left and we boogied on down to Milton to snag the game. I've just been waiting for Julie to finish watching Made Of Honor (sigh) and then I shall take my Sackboy for a spin! The best thing is that all of my friends online have to wait until tomorrow to play the game as I guess most stores won't have it until then. Mwahaha...

Bacon Is Meat Candy

If I were to go get married now, I'd make sure I was wearing this lovely ensemble.



The best thing about it is that it smells like bacon!

Also, I learned that there is a site called baconfreaks.com... It scares me.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Words To Live By

I was chatting with one of my gaming buddies over Gtalk today and he tossed out this gem, which I couldn't help but share.

"I just gave my wife blessing to buy some clothes and she gave me blessing to get a game. Of course, I'd prefer her nude and she'd prefer me gameless. But, meh."