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Monday, March 05, 2007

Darth Maul's Last Stand

Thought to have perished in the firey fusion furnaces on the planet Naboo, Darth Maul lived on, relegated to a series of menial tasks on several backwater planets. After several years spent guarding a treasure trove of broken knick-knacks and junk in the basement vault of a local politician, Darth Maul took his last job.

He was Darth Maul: Guardian of the Giant Junk Pile of Acton.

We will miss him and his delicious taun-taun steaks.